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pochowek:

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banishedquasiroyal:
timurmurtazin:
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plump9000:
banishedquasiroyal:
daystxlker:
banishedquasiroyal:
daystxlker:
banishedquasiroyal:
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

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wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen aren’t real
really not liking what you’re implying buddy
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papasmoke:

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progerin:

I can sense that shit hurted for you - empaths

limbsbo:

tumblr biitch: likeing fma men makes you a freak!!!!!
me: *growls menacingaly*
scar: its ok their just jealous babe…
me: i know scar, i know
roy: ***slaps my fat, juicey ass***
me: NOT NOW ROY SCAR AND I ARE HAVEING A MOMENT
roy: your so boring *commits war crimes*
me: **sighs**
police: *en route*
scar: **the ishvalan**

zanimez:

proof that tik tok is dark vine

chancethereaper:

snowhands:
see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time
Where are his legs

when a brony stubs their toe

zampl:

wabutan:
66point6:
Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid?
When this PARTICULAR brony stubs their toe (which is every FIVE MINUTES!!!)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
manure manure manure manure manure manure MANURE MANURE MANU}RE
BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK BUCK YOU BUCK HIM BUCK HER BUCK EVERYPONY
CELESTIA LUNA CADANCE THORAX TWILIGHT MOTHERBUCKING SPARKLE
SWEEEEEEEEEEET BABY FLURRY HEART
*incessant hoof slamming on any nearby object* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

this hive of pain will be my sweet sweet end
sweet release from the torture of cyberbullies and trolls
sweet release

YOU PONY HATING FUCKS CAN UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK ME NOW. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING CONFESSION OUT OF ME. NOW GO.
you know at least once a week i’ll think that i’ve seen the worst post on this entire website but then, just like that, i’ll be BLESSED with a post that tops every other post i’ve seen, ever

racial:

this is the funniest tiktok ive ever seen in my life